It is getting really close to family reunion season. Which means you may want to come up with something clever to go on your groups t-shirts. Hopefully with list we can take all of the pressure of being clever out of the equation for you.
WTF: With The Family
OMG! I Survived Another Family Reunion!
Family is like brownies, mostly sweet with a few nuts.
There are so many good looking, intelligent & talented people here…
Do we get some kind of souvenir for showing up and dealing with this crap?
I Survived the “_______” Reunion.
WANTED – ______ Family Members
If you met my family you’d understand.
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out
It’s a ______thing, you just wouldn’t understand
One reunion, many paths: Psychopaths, sociopaths, and more psychopaths.
Watch out, here comes the ________family!
You can’t choose your family.
Buy me a beer, my family is here!
When God made the _______, he was just showing off.
Trees without roots fall over
Reunited and it feels so good
Eat. Drink. Play. Sleep. It’s family reunion time.
If you think I’m good looking, it’s probably just the Family Resemblance.
The ______family elders forced us to wear these shirts
Why be normal when you can be a _______
Inmate of the _______ Asylum 237516
If you don’t believe in ghosts, you’ve never been to a family reunion!
You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
Crazy is a relative term in my family
Some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts
Love family reunions. Maybe next year we could pass out samurai swords.
Fam-il-y (n). A place where the most ridiculous and least respectable things in the world go on.
I went to the ________family reunion and all I got was this _______t-shirt