The Top 50 Best College T-Shirt and Koozie Sayings for 2013Posted August 1, 2013 | Promotions by Theme or Event
Check out our top t-shirt and koozie sayings for college students. These witty, wild t-shirt designs will make them laugh and make a statement. Plus, get a huge laugh every time someone takes a sip.
What makes a great t-shirt? You know, those unforgettable designs that everyone wants when they see them? College is the perfect time to break out those sarcastic, tongue-in-cheek quotes and phrases that get a second or third glance when you walk around campus. Advertise your political beliefs, let them know how you feel about controversial topics, or just make them smile.
On a different note, nothing goes with a nice cold one better than a funny koozie saying. Drinking is not just a state of mind–InkHead’s best college koozie sayings have turned it into a legitimate art form. We print laser-perfect artwork and hilarious sayings on quality, durable koozie products at absolutely basement-bottom prices.
Here are some of our favorite college t-shirt and koozie sayings:
- Everyone is entitled to my opinion
- Shhh…this is my hangover t-shirt
- Cleverly disguised as an adult
- DEA: Drunk Every Afternoon
- I’d rather be sleeping
- Powered by donuts
- Bad to the cartilage
- I’m just living the dream
- Sex is the new abstinence
- I’m ugly on the inside, too
- Drinks well with others
- I’d flex but I like this shirt
- We’re going to need a bigger boat
- Bitches love me
- I reject your reality and substitute my own
- Orgasm donor
- Architects do it with models
- This girl needs a beer
- Lost in thought: Please send search party
- I love gluten
- May I tie you up and play with you awhile?
- On break
- Got whiskey?
- Freak out and run around
- I may not be perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome
- Beer: It’s what’s for dinner
- Why limit happy to an hour?
- It’s all fun and games until somebody loses his beer
- Beer: Helping homely people get laid since 2050 BC
- 24 in a day. 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
- Hold my beer while I kiss your girlfriend
- I killed a six pack just to watch it die
- I swear to drunk I’m not God!
- You’re only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime!
- The older we get, the better we were!
- Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional!
- Too young to be this old!
- My family is like fudge…mostly sweet with a few nuts.
- I don’t get drunk–I get awesome!
- You need a cold one.
- Life begins when the season starts
- Beer me!
- I used to have a drinking problem…now I love the stuff!
- Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.
- Don’t worry, beer happy!
- In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
- Drink, Don’t Drive. Beer is cheaper than gas.
- Finish your beer. There are sober people in China.
- They call me…the beer whisperer
- Daddy’s sippy cup
Give us your own funny t-shirt and koozie sayings to add to our list
Have your own saying in mind? Team InkHead can put your ideas on quality t-shirts or durable koozies for you to hand out at the next mixer or house party! Hit us up on chat, send us an email, or give us a call and we’ll make it happen.